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Eight hours a day…

For whatever reason, I was randomly contemplating the possible purposes of corner time while I was at work yesterday.  Having not been put in the corner since I was around seven, it’s not like I have a particular inclination for or against it, but I’ve been reading about it on a few blogs recently.  So, when my mind decided it needed a break, it wandered away from my pressure vessel drawing that I was working on to the merits of corner time (sigh, of all the things that could have popped into my mind…shakes head).  Now, I don’t recall getting very far in my momentary lapse of daydreaming, because when I came to my senses and glanced up, I was immediately overcome with the following thought, “Why on earth would I want to do corner time at home when I stare at this eight hours a day?!”

As you can see, behind my computer monitor is a perfect 90° corner that gets plenty of use when I’m bored…

Funny Live News Clip

I’m sure most of you have probably happened upon this, but for me this YouTube clip never gets old.  There isn’t an actual spanking involved, but the [accidental?] implication of the anchorwoman’s response is downright  hilarious.  Although I do feel embarrassed for the woman being on air and all, I can’t help but laugh myself silly every time I watch it.

I’m posting this with my phone, so please let me know if the clip doesn’t work and I’ll try to fix it when I get home. (Or click here.)

Opening the Box

OK, so this is a follow-up to last week’s post about the Magnum Infinity ice cream.

I did end up buying a box mostly because I absolutely love chocolate but also because I wanted to simply indulge my curiosity and see what’s in the box (yes, I know the picture on the front shows what should be in it – just bear with me).  I brought it home and waited until after dinner for my dessert like a good girl (ha!).  So, what did I see when I opened the box?

Ta-da!  Yep, now, I’m definitely thinking chocolate covered, elongated…something all right, but ice cream isn’t it!  Plus, look, it’s even in a golden wrapper (which still screams condom to me)!

Since my kinky mind has completely overruled all vanilla thoughts and after I nibbled and licked my way passed the delicious triple chocolate ice cream, I’m left with the flat wooden stick…which so conveniently resembles what exactly?  A miniature paddle!

Time for a recap: Trojan Magnum, KY Intense (or His and Her) color scheme, golden condom wrapper, and a paddle – I personally think someone knew what they were doing.

(laughing) What? I can’t help what my kinky brain will notice next!  Hope everyone is having a good week! 🙂

Magnum Infinity

I was out grocery shopping yesterday and decided to go look for some ice cream.  As I was browsing all the normal brands – Blue Bell, Edy’s, Drumstick, Klondike, Breyers, etc. – I came upon this box.
Does anyone else think of condoms when they see this?  Also, has anyone seen the commercial for it?  I definitely thought it was going to be a condom commercial the way it was carrying on.  I just tried to Google the commercial, but I couldn’t find the one they are airing around here.  Oh well, the ice cream was very rich and delicious.

New Paddle meet Bare Bottom. Bare Bottom meet New Paddle.

Why, it’s so…er…nice to personally meet you, New Paddle.  Now that we have been properly introduced, I’d like to thank you from the bottom of my bottom for the achy-ness I’ve been feeling today!

🙂 Yep, on Monday night, I received my first real spanking with the new paddle from Cane-iac and now I have all the lovely after effects to prove it.  So, the big question…

Why was I paddled?
It’s a new implement! Have to break it in sometime!
I won a game of darts called Killer!
Do I really need a reason?
All of the above.
  
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Please tune in next time to find out!

What do you do for a living?

I took Friday off from work and I’ve been pretty out of it the last few days because I’m trying to fight off this cold or sinus infection.  Since I was starting to feel better, I was back at work yesterday and today but still couldn’t concentrate for more than a couple of hours at a time.  I would end up getting coffee or checking my phone a lot and then I’d sit back down and try to get something done.  Well, today it was much of the same (honestly, when is it not?), so I decided to entertain myself for a few minutes and think of every word that we use regularly at work that would under normal (not work) circumstances cause fits of laughter, elicit dirty jokes, and allow the ever imaginative mind to wander to more interesting activities (anything can be more interesting than sitting at a damn desk all day).  
So without further ado, here’s my list of work-related buzzwords.  I’ll remind you that I am a mechanical engineer. 🙂
  1. Lubrication (Usually too much friction is not a good thing.)
  2. Friction (Use lubrication.)
  3. Penetration (Oh yeah? Where are you going to put that?)
  4. Balls 
  5. Nuts and Bolts
  6. Studs (No, you aren’t a muffin, so quit looking at me like that.)
  7. Screw (Screw who?)
  8. Erection (Yep, that was pretty hard to get up.)
  9. Nipple (Imagine a male engineer explaining what a nipple is to a female engineer.  LMAO)
  10. Rod (Spare the rod? Nah…)
  11. Coupling
  12. Clamp
  13. Pressure (Just put a little more pressure right here.)
  14. Male/Female Fittings (Yes, the male end fits into the female end.)
  15. Vibration (Hmmmm….)
  16. Heat Transfer (Boy, it’s getting hot in here!)
  17. Impact Stress (For me, impact relieves stress.)
  18. Shaft
  19. Plug (Yes, I’d lube that up too before putting it in there.)
  20. Holes (We have holes for screws, bolts, shafts, and rods.  Just insert yours here.)
  21. Ruler (You can use it to measure but I can think of other uses for it.)
  22. Bottom (Oh, where’d that ruler go?)
  23. Bending Moment (Be careful where you choose to have that moment!  Especially since he just found that ruler!)
  24. Pump Suction Head (Right…need I explain?)
  25. Drive Shaft 
  26. Strap it down (Sure)
  27. Tie it down (Sounds like fun!)
  28. Spreader Bar (What? Did you say just say spreader bar? Damn, I’ve been wanting to try one, but I’m definitely not that limber!)

Let’s just say it’s a good thing we can’t read each other’s minds at work.  Some days I don’t know how we ever getting any thing done at all!  Feel free to add what comes to your mind when reading my list, or post your own workday buzzword list!  It certainly made my workday more entertaining.